1. Contact justsaynoooo [at] gmail.com with your side effect(s). You may also use the contact form on this site. The funniest, most humiliating and downright awful posts will be anonymously published on this site. (Repeat: ANONYMOUSLY published.)

2. All posts should be 140 characters or fewer and may/will be edited for clarity, proper punctuation and grammar, and correct spelling, but please make it easier on me and compose a well-written post so that I don’t have to do all that.

3. Posts should begin with “JSN to [whatever side effect you experienced]”. DO NOT identify the drug on which you experienced the side effect. I do not want to be sued.

4. No, I’m not a doctor. You can still trust me, though.